BREAKING: Denver Sits Multiple Starters Due to Criminal Investigation

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Denver, CO - Breaking news out of Denver today where Owner alexfall862 announced that several players will be suspended while under investigation after there were receipts and books found in former LB Jack Ousley's locker implicating nearly half the team in a scheme to commission a party boat for activities deemed a violation of team rules and potentially criminal in nature.

alexfall826 elaborated at the press conference "We cleared out Jack Ousley's locker after the move to Arizona, and found several steno pads, pay-as-you-go phones and handwritten receipts implicating Peter London, Charles Grady, Hue Khan, Andrew Rahi, Steven Carder, and Jaguars QB Matt Howard in an ongoing scheme to commission and anchor a boat in international waters to engage in activities that they believed would qualify as misdemeanors or felonies if performed in a state-side jurisdiction."

Some in the press are calling this Loveboat 2: Electric Boogaloo after the Minnesota Vikings scandal involving Fred Smoot and nearly the entire starting lineup of the 2005 Minnesota Vikings, while a release from the Interpol quelled that concern stating that "the investigation into the unnamed co-conspirators and one Jack Ousley is not sexual in nature. Rather the investigation into the activities conspired to occur on board the 'M.V. Baysic Instinct' is still ongoing and concerns potential international financial activity that several member countries around the Gulf of Mexico have asked us to investigate. No more comment at this time."

Coach alexfall862 elaborated when confronted with the Interpol release "We have reason to believe they wished to and possibly did attempt to engage in a scheme relating to sports betting and cryptocurrency, possibly involving throwing the game last week, but that's a matter for the league to consider. For now they will not be part of the team until this whole situation gets cleared up.......... I mean 7 interceptions in a half and a safety?!!? Has to be, right? Right?!"

A press release shortly after the conference added the following note from GM alexfall862 'I can assure you we take this very seriously and it has absolutely nothing to do with us sending an illegal depth chart to @Rocketcan and the league this Wednesday. Sorry @Rocketcan.'

More as details develop.