Ball State Introduces Inaugural Head Coach

[npklemm]

 

Coach npklemm Announced as Ball State Football Coach

 

We are proud to announce Ball State Alum npklemm as the First Ever Ball State Football Coach. He holds degrees in Finance and German. After spending some time in the professional world, he was eager to come back to his Alma Mater and lead the Cardinals onto the football field.

 

Some comments from Coach npklemm:

 

"I am very proud to be here right now. My heart lives in Muncie, and to be back here working for the University is an absolute honor. I'm so happy to see Football getting NCAA recognition and regulation.

I have been a fan of football ever since I was a little kid, and I'm eager to bring my knowledge and passion to this University and this Team.

I'm still assembling my staff, so expect those announcements to come later"

 

At this time, Coach npklemm will be taking quesitons.

[subsequent]

Hi Coach, Marky Mark of the Whalpaper here:

 

Ball State has never had a football team before. How will the Cardinals deal with being the new kid on the block?

 

Will you set out to make Ball State the team to revolutionize a certain play style or mentality?

[Ape]

Will your degree in German be of any use for this job?

[subsequent]

Muncie, IN ancestries:

 

[npklemm]

Well, seeing as how no school has had a football team before, I think we will be just fine.

 

Our goal initially will be on fundamentals and not killing ourselves with turnovers and penalties.

[npklemm]

Probably not, but if some German kids wanna come here, I might have the upper hand in crooting.