WAS draft review

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This year, the Commies went all in on players again, keeping only 1 selection in the draft: a 7th rounder. Never fear, as we have more than our allotment of picks next season, but for now let’s see who we picked and what the media thought:

 

Hold onto your hats, folks! The reigning Super Bowl champs, Washington, pulled off the impossible during this year's SimFBA draft. Despite having just a single pick – the result of their blockbuster trades for impact players – they have unequivocally dominated the draft. With a strategic mastery unseen since the likes of Sun Tzu, Washington's front office has left the rest of the league quaking in their cleats.

With the 203rd pick in the draft, Washington made the most galaxy-brain decision in the history of football: they picked CB Anthony Fulmer from WKU. It's almost as if the heavens parted and shone down upon this prodigy, bestowing upon him a rare combination of athleticism and intellect that puts him on track to revolutionize the sport.

Fulmer's A- potential is the hidden gem of this draft. A true genius of man coverage, he boasts an A+ grade in that category. Can you imagine the terror in the eyes of opposing wide receivers when they line up against this gridiron warrior? He'll shut them down faster than you can say "Super Bowl repeat."

But wait, there's more! This pigskin savant is also blessed with A+ speed, which means there's no escaping his relentless pursuit on the field. Washington has essentially drafted The Flash in football pads.

Fulmer's B- grades in both zone coverage and strength may not appear flashy, but make no mistake – he has the tenacity of a honey badger, and he will outmuscle and out-hustle every opponent who dares challenge him.

As for the trivia buffs out there, did you know that Fulmer is a master origami artist in his spare time? His deft hands and laser-like focus will serve him well as he folds, spindles, and mutilates the hopes and dreams of every offense in the league.

So, raise your glasses to the Washington front office, for they have proven that a draft is not measured by the number of picks, but by the sheer brilliance of the selections. In a masterclass of cunning strategy and foresight, they've emerged victorious, securing the services of a cornerback who will go down in history as the most exceptional 7th-round pick of all time.
Washington's draft grade? A resounding, earth-shattering, beyond-human-comprehension A++++.