2023 Miami Dolphins announce new Head Coach

[Kirby]

Big news coming out of Miami today, as the Miami Dolphins search for a new Head Coach has come to an end. In the presence of all major news companies, Dolphins Owner @Kirby took to the stage to announce the news:

 

"Last year was simply unacceptable, and I have to say, I am wholly to blame. I mean, who else can I point the finger at. At this level, it's simply impossible to manage day to day affairs, manage a roster, then somehow make it out on match day and be calling the plays, all while living my playboy lifestyle. I made it clear at the end of last season, the Miami Dolphins needed a head coach, and today marks the day that we accomplished that

 

The man for the job has a plethora of experience when coaching at the highest level, as he has spent many years plying his trade in Now-Defunct league C*B*C.com (can not be named fully for copyright purposes). A long time college, and professional coach there, he has decided to grace our shores on this side of the grass. I am honoured to announce none other than @TheLiberator as the new Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins."

 

TheLiberator will inherit a Dolphins team which underachieved last year. He is said to be excited to work with the roster, and this upcoming off-season is going to be an interesting one to see how he and Kirby can develop the roster.

 

Kirby went on to say:

 

"I am not expecting miracles over night, and I won't be setting any expectations. I'm just glad to have someone of his calibre working alongside me. I have no doubt in time, people will fear the Dolphins, and this will be in large part down to TheLiberator".

 

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Even the infamous Matt Howard has decided to chime in (of course he has):

 

[TheLiberator]

Emerging from the wasteland of C*B*C, I am very excited to bring in my experience from there and take over coaching duties for the Miami Dolphins. Hopefully it'll be a short transition period learning the new sim as well. I'm very excited to work with the roster as well as improving it with the upcoming draft and competing next season!