University of San Diego Athletic Director Arrested after attempted Coup d'Etat to transform program into UC-San Diego

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Earlier this morning after a report broke out of the University of San Diego Toreros being left out of the West Coast Conference, an arrest was made on university campus. An anonymous tip pointed to the university's athletic director as the conspirer to transform the program from the University of San Diego into the University of California - San Diego. The now-former athletic director of the program, Titus Tritonomus, was arrested after the tip was received.

 

Tritonomus, an alumni of UC-San Diego, desired to have his alma-mater as part of the league, and his elaborate plan to get the Tritons into the WCC almost succeeded.

 

"I would have gotten it away with it too, if it weren't for them meddling kids!" He shouted as he was shoved into a police officer's car that morning.

 

A conspicuous hippy van was seen driving away from the campus after the tip was sent.

 

 

The interface rebranding of University of San Diego will be restored to their proper logo later today.