New England Patriots Introduce 2022 Draft Class

[Migi]

Sup, Migi, aka the owner of the New England Patriots here. Here to announce the inaugural Patriots draft class and our thoughts going behind each pick! Proud of @Dacder and @Curby4 in being a great FO and we share an excellent vision to make the New England Patriots a contender for years to come

 

Round 1, Pick 17

FS Bruce Puello, Northwestern

Insight: We need a FS, and by need, like desperately on our knees begging for one. He was the best one so we took him.

 

Round 2, Pick 48

DT Darin Edwards, San Diego State

Insight: We like thiccc bois and we also needed to build our front 7. Best available and we took this stud

 

Round 3, Pick 81

WR Vincent Allen, Wyoming

Insight: Need a WR2 for Frietag. 2nd guy from the Mountain Best so we might have a fetish there. Allen is smart, solid speed and can literally catch anything. Fundamentals!

 

Round 4, Pick 116

ILB Ariel Calderon, North Carolina

Insight: Dude literally hits and tackles well. Looks good wearing Jordan brand too!

 

Round 5, Pick 145

OG Melky Hughes, New Mexico

Insight: No seriously we have a legit fetish for Mountain Best players. We also like thicc bois. We want to complete an already solid OL, and Hughes is that guy. High potential to be great

 

Round 6, Pick 176

CB Tye Gardewine, Middle Tennessee State

Insight: We desperately need a CB, like desperate "what're you doing step bro" kinda desperate. Plucked this guy from the country and is a stud in coverage. Welcome to wine country when he clamps your best WR lol. No seriously this guy is an absolute steal how did he fall all the way down here yall fucked up. Big Brained pick here shoutout @Dacder

 

Round 7, Pick 213

RB Fish Liggins, Minnesota

Insight: BEST FUCKING NAME IN THE HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE THAT IS WHY WE PICKED HIM. IMAGINE GETTING SCORED ON BY A GUY NAME FISH. Also is a speedy boi and we need that at RB for a fun offense.

 

Round 8, Pick 240

WR Willis Pryor, Virginia

Insight: Can't have too many weapons for a top 5 QB! Smart speedy boi with sticky hands (not sus at all you sickos).

 

 

AND ONCE AGAIN WELCOME THE NEWEST PATRIOTS WHO MAKE UP THE INAUGURAL DRAFT CLASS AND WILL BE PART OF THE TEAMS EXCITING INAUGURAL SEASON!

= ELITE

[SageBow]

FISH LIGGINS

[DarthJarJar]

Congratulations on drafting the best OG in the class, Melky will dominate for you