[2022] Washington Football Team Announces Innaugural Staff

[DarthJarJar]

 

Nov. 23. 2021

 

The Washington Football Team is pleased to announce that it has come under the new ownership of DarthJarJar. With him, he brings aboard a new staff, announced below.

 

The team's new head coach will be @Ewade who, while young, brings in all sorts of new and innovative ideas. When asked how she feels about taking the job, she said," I can't wait to get started! Let's go get a Super Bowl!"

 

The GM of this team will be @tsweezy who brings in a winning culture and experience in the position. When asked about this role he said, "I'm honored to be working in this organization and can't wait to bring a championship to our fans. Go Football Team!

 

The Scout of this team will be DarthJarJar. While he is not only the hottest and sexiest member of the site, he is also the smartest, that is why he has not only hired himself as the scout, but assembled the best possible team going forward. When asked about his feelings about the job he said, "We're definitely winning a Super Bowl and starting a dynasty. So, rest of the league, sit back and relax and get ready to lose."

 

In other news, the ongoing search for a new name and mascot for the team will continue, and we are looking to announce a decision for that soon.

[SageBow]

Really good staff! Looking forward to our matchups!