[2019] Best Player Names

[jordanozenne]

just an outright awesome name.

OLB

Speed

Bam

Swanson

3

Sr.

B

6' 2"

222

Alpharetta

Alpharetta

GA

When the Third President resurrects to play LB on your team.

LB

Coverage

Thomas

Jefferson

2

So.

C

6' 2"

235

Princeton

Princeton

NC

Two Former LSU Wideouts have fused to become my new FS

FS

Ball Hawk

Odell

Chark

3

Jr.

B

6' 0"

195

Patrick Henry

Glade Spring

VA

[Dacder]

OG

Pass Blocking

First Name

Wilkinson

2

Fr.

C

6' 2"

283

Blackhawk

Beaver Falls

PA

[DarthJarJar]

Kansas isn't storm, it's llamas

[Dacder]

WR

Possesion

Myles

Coward

3

Sr.

B

6' 1"

193

Creekside

St. Johns

FL

DT

Balanced

Destiny

Anderson

4

Jr.

B

6' 2"

293

Springtown

Springtown

TX

FB

Blocking

Yohander

Nowitzki

3

Jr.

B

6' 0"

246

Bauxite

Bauxite

AR

CB

Ball Hawk

Gorkys

Hamels

2

Jr.

B

5' 11"

182

Broken Bow

Broken Bow

OK

RB

Balanced

Tion

DeJong

3

So.

B

5' 10"

206

Poland Seminary

Poland

OH

CB

Man Coverage

Adonis

Mahoungou

2

Sr.

C

6' 0"

201

Radford

Honolulu

HI

DE

Speed Rusher

Leka

Brown

2

Jr.

C

6' 3"

240

McCutcheon

Lafayette

IN

DE

Run Stopper

Dzanan

Schimpf

3

So.

C

6' 3"

301

Webb City

Webb City

MO

OLB

Coverage

Fu-Te

Witzmann

3

Fr.

C

6' 0"

228

Sheyenne

West Fargo

ND

P

Accuracy

Aristides

Astudillo

2

So.

D

6' 1"

206

Eureka

Eureka

CA

 

 

These ones are also pretty good.

[Rome]

Aristides Astudillo is my next DnD name

[Kremit]

OG

Pass Blocking

Dre

Jungmann

SS

Ball Hawk

Jusuf

Tovar

QB

Balanced

Asdrubal

Clark

RB

Balanced

Lafayette

Goedert

K

Accuracy

Jack

Quessenberry

CB

Ball Hawk

Storm

Lauletta

 

and my favorite:

TE

Receiving

Melky

Nix

[Bingo415]

WR Shilique Shreve

[VerifiedThing]

WR Ranthony Miller - Current Bears WR going back to school under a fake name

WR Trey Quackenbush

RB Rudy Ross - Rolls off the tongue

TE Steven Pankey - What I wouldn't give for an alliterative name here

RB Jesus Lopez AND DE Jesus Bulaga

[subsequent]

Quackenbush omg hahaa

[Kirby]

Quackenbush walking into training like...

 

[BabaYaga]

RB

Receiving

Fish

Liggins

4

Sr.

A

5' 11"

188

East Chambers

Winnie

TX

 

Pride and soul of the Golden Gophers.

[rabidsnowman]

My potential All American OT:

OT

Run Blocking

Rubby

Stewart

5

Jr.

A

6' 6"

308

East Chambers

Winnie

TX

A random RB who is probably going to be a depth WR and punt returner

RB

Receiving

Shaquille

Sprinkle

3

Sr.

B

5' 10"

213

Plano East

Plano

TX

A backup O-lineman

OG

Run Blocking

Fish

Alford

2

So.

C

6' 3"

299

West Henderson

Hendersonville

NC

but the best one by far on my roster is Frosty Berries:

DE

Balanced

Frostee

Berrios

2

Jr.

C

6' 4"

293

Arroyo Grande

Arroyo Grande

CA

[PoopyRhinoPickle]

QB Jurickson Elflein

WR Alcides Waguespack

FB Marco Rosscup

FB Oscar Hand

OLB Naz Fiers

TE Nick Shittu

[Minnow]

RB Fish Leggins